Funny Sheffield Sayings

#1. Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.

Rob Sheffield

#2. The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute danger to everyone.

Conrad Black

#3. People want someone focused on getting the job done, not political talking points but rather solving problems.

Gary Peters

#4. I'm that weird guy; I hate being told what to do.

Jason Winston George

#5. Axel pressed harder against me and somehow I was turned until I was chest to chest with him.

C.L.Stone

#6. I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way.

Jarvis Cocker

#7. Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box!

Rob Sheffield

#8. Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.

Rob Sheffield

#9. If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.

Will Rogers

#10. If I was to meet Lou Reed or Bob Dylan, I would be totally helpless. Writers and musicians make me feel completely starstruck.

Toby Stephens