Top 16 Funny Sharpie Quotes

#1. The employers cannot carry on industry nor accumulate profits if they have not got the good will of the workers or their acquiescence in carrying on such industry.

James Larkin

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#2. 95% of the people who walk the earth are inert, Johnny. 1% are saints, and 1% are assholes. The other 3% do what they say they can do.

Stephen King

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#3. In total seclusion, enlightening, I found the origin of my being.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

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#4. The whole Kardashian family, they have a bunch of energy.

Ryan Lochte

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#5. We are all ignorant; just about different things.

Mark Twain

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#6. But you only get so many do-overs in this life, so many chances to, if not change your past, alter your future.

Sarah Dessen

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#7. Of course you want to do all the research that you can, but it's impossible to take a life and the boundaries of an hour and a half, so there is hope there will be understanding about that also.

Angela Bassett

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#8. I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I have to communicate with my dad using numbers.

Mitch Hedberg

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#9. It's so silly not to be nice.

Aaron Spelling

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#10. When I started, the press credentials said 'No women or children in the press box,' ... There are a lot of things in the workplace that you can attempt to hide, and I could not hide the fact that I was a woman. I was always the only woman in the press box, and they didn't even have ladies rooms.

Lesley Visser

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#11. The wind is a natural way to loosen and release dead leaves and branches, just as emotional and life-situation storms are opportunities for humans to release 'deadwood' and anything needing to be swept away.

Doreen Virtue

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#12. Someone once said there is a fine line between love and hate, and that you cannot hate someone without having cared first. Think about it, Elise. That would mean the opposite of love is indifference, or the absence of caring.

Sandy Raven

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#13. My feelings about myself have been terrible.

Alvin Ailey

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#14. It is no coincidence that the century of total war coincided with the century of central banking.

Ron Paul

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#15. I don't think fake people living in a fake house in a fake suburb are any less dismissible or believable than a fake psychic attending a fake school in a fake town. Nothing's inherently believable about any kind of fiction, because all of it's untrue.

Heidi Julavits

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#16. the best leaders tend to be missionaries rather than mercenaries.

Alex Ferguson

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