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Top 29 Funny Sharp Quotes

#1. For me, the best part of being in a band is playing shows, all the raw energy. - Author: Chino Moreno
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#2. The frown on his face dissolved, and he shook his head. "No, it's not you, it's me. I can't stop thinking about your breasts and it's pissing me off." His eyes did a rapid blinking thing. "Hell. Tell me I didn't just say that. - Author: Sandra Owens
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#3. I sit quietly and think about my mom. It's funny how memory erodes, If all I had to work from were my childhood memories, my knowledge of my mother would be faded and soft, with a few sharp memories standing out. - Author: Audrey Niffenegger
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#4. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. - Author: Lloyd Alexander
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#5. The leisure class is one in which individuals have sufficient economic security and sufficient leisure to find opportunity for a variety of satisfactions in life. - Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
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#6. Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) - Author: Lemony Snicket
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#7. It is more worthy in the eyes of God ... if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of geese than to make three hundred fat and flabby about God or the American people. - Author: Garrison Keillor
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#8. Is it possible that literacy standards are falling because young Australians are growing up in a culture in which they can be entertained and informed, and in which they can communicate effectively, without having to master any but the most rudimentary literacy skills? - Author: Hugh Mackay
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#9. I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. - Author: Anne Gracie
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#10. Nah, Dad, I'm good. Please leave me in this hotel bedroom with my handsome boyfriend. And several of his relatives, and a very sharp weapon."
"Clearly I went badly wrong somewhere when raising you," said Dad. "Well, best to do down before Tomo gets into the vodka. - Author: Sarah Rees Brennan
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#11. Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald. - Author: Harlan Coben
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#12. Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.'
'Girls don't shave', Arya said.
'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs? - Author: George R R Martin
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#13. My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#14. To predict is to control, to co-create is to influence what you would like to bring into being. - Author: Pearl Zhu
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#15. My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#16. That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you. - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#17. Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. - Author: Marlon Wayans
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#18. Julia Child wasn't afraid to have fun. She made fantastic food but knew how to have a good time and not be too stuck up about the kitchen space. - Author: Nadia Giosia
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#19. Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie. - Author: Cuba Gooding Jr.
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#20. Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. - Author: Nathan Hassall
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#21. Have your dream ... What you need now more than anything is discipline. Cast off mere words. Words turn into stone. (from Thailand) - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#22. The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth.
I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting. - Author: Robert Asprin
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#23. Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning."
"Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to wrap around that one. How the hell had that happened? "So basically I was filled with 1.21 jiggawatts?
Can I travel through time now? - Author: Elizabeth Sharp
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#24. It's very hard when you eat out every day for a living, and a new restaurant comes along and you haven't got that same vigour that you had 10 years ago. - Author: Gordon Ramsay
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#25. The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird. - Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
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#26. Only when it is seen that what decides each individual's destiny is whether or not God decides to save him from his sins, and that this is a decision that God need not make in any individual case, can one begin to grasp the biblical view of grace. - Author: J.I. Packer
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#27. I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. - Author: David Spade
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#28. I shot him daggers. Along with swords, scythes, scalpels, shivs, shanks, stilettos, and any other sharp weapon I could think of that began with an s. - Author: A&E Kirk
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#29. And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! - Author: Susan Kay
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