Funny Shabbat Sayings

#1. You are my wickedest mischievous sisters, most beloved friends of my mind. - Esme from Sister Mischief

Laura Goode

#2. No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.
Healthy food
the ultimate threat.

Rob Thurman

#3. Sometimes you have to know what you're willing to sacrifice to be the person you are meant to be.

Erik Tomblin

#4. Focus on all four of your net worth factors: increasing your income, increasing your savings, increasing your investment returns, and decreasing your cost of living by simplifying your lifestyle.

T. Harv Eker

#5. That which oppresses me, is it my soul trying to come out in the open, or the soul of the world knocking at my heart for entrance?

Rabindranath Tagore

#6. Someday this upside-down world will be turned right side up. Nothing in all eternity will turn it back again. If we are wise, we will use our brief lives on earth positioning ourselves for the turn.

Randy Alcorn

#7. We must be neither cowardly nor rash but courageous.

Aristotle.

#8. Cold winds blow and thick ice forms, I conjure up this fairy storm. To seven corners of the human world the Rainbow Fairies will be hurled! I curse every part of Fairyland, with a frosty wave of my icy hand. For now and always, from this day, Fairyland will be cold and gray!

Daisy Meadows

#9. Well, I can no longer hear the silence." But that's okay, because you are mildly amusing and I am enjoying hearing you ramble on like a Led Zeppelin song. "Oh my God!" "What is it this time?" "Your subtext changed!" Jared's smiles were always

Amy Lane

#10. The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong.

Georges Bidault