Top 12 Funny Serenity Sayings
#1. I'm not hysterical." "Of course you are. All women are. Their moments of calm are merely recuperative periods between outbursts. I
Rex Stout
#2. You know, there's something heartsick about parties like this. Look at us. We're all pretending to be smart, as if intelligence were the cure for our anguish.
Charles Baxter
#3. Hark, how the cheerful birds do chaunt their lays, and carol of love's praise.
Edmund Spenser
#4. If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder.
Ray Bradbury
#5. Oh, hello there, my name's Ozzy Osbourne, and I've been bonking groupies for a couple of months, and I think my knob might be about to fall off, would you mind terribly giving me a shot of penicillin to make sure my missus doesn't get whatever I've got?
Anonymous
#6. Conspiracies are subtle and underhanded. Agendas are obvious and in everyone's face!
Matthew S. Williams
#7. Many possessions, if they do not make a man better, are at least expected to make his children happier; and this pathetic hope is behind many exertions.
George Santayana
#8. I knew there were no ghosts in there, but on the other hand, what if there were?
Stephen King
#9. Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
Chris Farley
#10. No religion which is narrow and which cannot satisfy the test of reason, will survive the coming reconstruction of society in which the values will have changed and character, not possession of wealth, title or birth, will be the test of merit.
Mahatma Gandhi
#11. Monsters are eternal," she told him, trying to keep herself from sobbing. "We will remember you and Damasen as heroes, as the best Titan and the best giant. We'll tell our children. We'll keep the story alive. Someday, you will regenerate.
Rick Riordan
#12. Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life.
Vita Sackville-West
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