Top 6 Funny Sensei Sayings

#1. When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

Andy Warhol

#2. No one eats pretty.

Lauren Conrad

#3. He started reading. He jumped from volume to volume, understanding only part of what he was reading, but understanding enough to follow another lead and then another. It was exactly like following hyperlinks, only slower, and with more lifting.

Michael Grant

#4. What, does he have a sword for a penis? Fallon asked.

Gail McHugh

#5. I will never repeat something verbatim on the air unless I know it's accurate. And when you go to the source, sometimes there's a better story beyond the original story. That happens all the time.

Al Michaels

#6. I see a million miles of life, a million lives in one, a million headaches, heartaches, brainaches, a million ingredients in her eyes

David Arnold

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