Top 9 Funny Senior Quotes

#1. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

Cecily Von Ziegesar

#2. Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

Jerry Coleman

#3. I'm the laziest person I know.

Natalie Massenet

#4. Let me moderate our sorrows. The grief of a man should not exceed proper bounds, but be in proportion to the blow he has received.
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Juvenal

#5. Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope.

Ed Acker

#6. Ask for help. Receiving is an act of generosity.

Cheryl Richardson

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Brad Stone

#8. Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.

Harlan Coben

#9. Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse

Steve Aylett

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