Funny Senior Citizen Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 11 Funny Senior Citizen Quotes

#1. But now I have a child, and it's the best thing in the world. - Author: Bridget Moynahan
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#2. In the sea of words, the in print is foam, surf bubbles riding the top. And it's a dark sea, and deep, where divers need lights on their helmets and would perish at the lower depths. - Author: Jonathan Lethem
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#3. No jury in this part of the world's going to say, "We think you're guilty, but not very," on a charge like that. It was either straight acquittal or nothing. - Author: Harper Lee
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#4. I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house. - Author: Joyce Giraud
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#5. Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. - Author: Jerry Coleman
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#6. We believe in fair exchange rates and Japan doesn't practice that. They have massive U.S. dollar reserves, and they use them to intervene regularly. - Author: Rick Wagoner
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#7. And I'll know my song well before I start singing - Author: Bob Dylan
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#8. Etta saw the way Sophia took a deep breathe, set her shoulders back, and moved with practiced grace on her way out - and she understood something about the other girl, truly understood for the first time. Sophia wanted it, when she was only ever sent out. - Author: Alexandra Bracken
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#9. The custom of Mother Church in baptizing infants is certainly not to be scorned, nor is it to be regarded in any way as superfluous, nor is it to be believed that its tradition is anything except apostolic. - Author: Saint Augustine
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#10. I'm not a big 'me' guy. I'm a 'we' guy. It's the way I was raised. - Author: Mark Harmon
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#11. Cut not the wings of your dreams, for they are the heartbeat and the freedom of your soul. - Author: Flavia
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