Top 15 Funny Self Description Quotes

#1. Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears!

Jean Genet

Funny Self Description Quotes #7528
#2. There is little more I can add short of dissecting the man, or going into intimate details such as the modest proportions and slight southeasterly curvature of his manhood.

Felix J. Palma

Funny Self Description Quotes #123091
#3. - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly.

Mary Papas

Funny Self Description Quotes #126794
#4. I have to give Mays one edge, durability. Mickey isn't sound and Willie is. Otherwise, if I had a chance to trade for either player, I'd pick Mantle.

Gabe Paul

Funny Self Description Quotes #233630
#5. Ninety per cent of life is a nightmare, do you think I am going to get it rounded up to hundred per cent?

Saul Bellow

Funny Self Description Quotes #347859
#6. I is sometimes hearing faraway music coming from the stars in the sky.' A

Roald Dahl

Funny Self Description Quotes #652805
#7. Look, if I don't let Ewan in, he's going to call the police."
"Answer it," he rasped with a harsh resolve. "But when he's gone, you're coming with me, Emma. Count on it."
"Go to hell," she snapped in a breathy whisper as the doorbell rang again.

Monica Burns

Funny Self Description Quotes #782819
#8. I used to jog three miles a day, and then I saw I was getting a little bit older, so I started fast-walking three miles a day. Now I just drive.

George Miller

Funny Self Description Quotes #786273
#9. If you are too afraid to offend anyone, then I'm afraid you may not be able to do anything remarkable

Bernard Kelvin Clive

Funny Self Description Quotes #917793
#10. Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Russell Brand

Funny Self Description Quotes #1223235
#11. I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head.

Noah Baumbach

Funny Self Description Quotes #1328290
#12. Annabeth smiled. "I don't know the ocean very well, but my boyfriend does. I think it's time you met Percy.

Rick Riordan

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#13. We do not do well when we are alone for a long period of time, and having friends and family alongside us through life's journey makes the trip more enjoyable and successful. This is a fundamental truth of the world around

Anonymous

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#14. It's a long year, and there is going to be ups and downs, but you just have to take the positives and be patient.

Julian Wilson

Funny Self Description Quotes #1707704
#15. For you
i have saved poems
under my skin.

Sanober Khan

Funny Self Description Quotes #1757048

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