Funny Self Denial Quotes

#1. I never want to be called a 'good loser.' Show me a good loser and I'll just show you a loser.

Stu Ungar

#2. Sleep has been provided by nature to do the body's healing work, and it takes seven or eight hours for this process to happen. Commit to getting at least seven to eight hours of good quality sleep every night to keep your body and hormones in balance.

Suzanne Somers

#3. Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.

Charles Dickens

#4. We are on the Colorado ... that means something more to me than thoughts of electrical power or a harnessed river.

Barry Goldwater

#5. Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there.

Kevin Focke

#6. He'll is just one apostrophe away from Hell. Keep that in mind.

Gabbo De La Parra

#7. I wish to live without hate, whim, jealousy, envy, and fear. I wish to be simple, honest, frank, natural . to face any obstacle and meet every difficulty unabashed and unafraid.

Elbert Hubbard

#8. You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

Quentin Crisp

#9. When I leave town now I never tell my people where I am going. If I did, I would lose all my pleasure. it is a silly habit, I dare say, but somehow it seems to bring a great deal of romance into one's life.

Oscar Wilde

#10. There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.

Kevin Hart

#11. Satisfying natural desires is fine, but natural desires have a way of being both competitive and consequential.

Wallace Stegner

#12. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#13. To regain our liberty (and our distance), we must slow the images down.

Paul Virilio

#14. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five stages of waking up.

Darynda Jones

#15. The problem we have is not Labour, in however it is configured.

Francis Maude