Top 7 Funny Security Guard Sayings

#1. I meant it," I tell him. "Every bruise. Every cut. Get

Rachel Caine

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#2. I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down.

Adrian McKinty

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#3. I try to be honorable. I know that's embarrassing to hear. It's embarrassing to say. But I believe most of the nonsense that Thoreau was preaching. And I have spent a long time working on getting myself to where I could do it. Where I could live life largely on my own terms.

Robert B. Parker

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#4. The basis of English law is as simple as this: If you would know the future's shape, look to the past.

John Pipkin

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#5. Follow your instincts. Do the kind of writing you love to do and do best. 'Stiff' was an oddball book - I mean, a funny book about cadavers? - and I worried that it would be too unconventional. In the end, that's what has made it a success, I think.

Mary Roach

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#6. Sometimes we have to lose somthing precious not necessarilly to gain something priceless; sometimes, just losing is priceless

Shahid Hussain Raja

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#7. It is only the intellect that can be thoroughly and hideously wicked. It can forget everything in the attainment of its ends. The heart recoils; in its retired some drops of childhood's dew still linger, defying manhood's fiery noon.

James Russell Lowell

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