Top 15 Funny Seahawks Sayings

#1. Ever wonder how many angels you have? All of them. They insisted.

Mike Dooley

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#2. Our strength often increases in proportion to the obstacles imposed upon it.

Paul De Rapin

Funny Seahawks Sayings #233823
#3. The evolution of the music is what allows it to survive.

Eric Church

Funny Seahawks Sayings #235757
#4. I've never been much for self-revelation. In two decades of public life, I always approached the limelight with extreme caution. Not that I kept my personal life off-limits; rather, the personal life I put on display was a blend of fact and fiction.

James McGreevey

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#5. Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

Erma Bombeck

Funny Seahawks Sayings #298649
#6. Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carrying a football.

Matthew D. Heines

Funny Seahawks Sayings #404948
#7. I often think it would be really interesting to take all of those who would wage war to the battlefield cemeteries, and say, explain yourself to the dead. Explain yourself to the dead!

Jacqueline Winspear

Funny Seahawks Sayings #519456
#8. Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week.

Norman Chad

Funny Seahawks Sayings #882550
#9. If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?

Norman Chad

Funny Seahawks Sayings #1156260
#10. Miss Cornelia dropped in that afternoon, puffing a little.
"I don't mind the world or the devil much, but the flesh does rather bother me," she admitted. "You always look as cool as a cucumber, Anne, dearie. Do I smell cherry pie? If I do, ask me to stay to tea ...

L.M. Montgomery

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#11. Here's to the pilot that weathered the storm.

George Canning

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#12. Man in general, if reduced to himself, is too wicked to be free.

Joseph De Maistre

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#13. The older they get, the better they were when they were younger.

Jim Bouton

Funny Seahawks Sayings #1647034
#14. We know that real life is "eucharist," a movement of love and adoration toward God, the movement in which alone the meaning and the value of all that exists can be revealed and fulfilled.

Alexander Schmemann

Funny Seahawks Sayings #1788312
#15. If you want to dance on a bar top, some of us will fall off the bar top. Some people will die as a result of liberalising bar top dancing ... a young girl with a short skirt dancing on it may attract some insults from some other men, the boyfriend will start fighting and some people will die.

Vivian Balakrishnan

Funny Seahawks Sayings #1845177

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