Top 10 Funny Sea Captain Quotes
#1. If it be now, 'tis not to come. If it be not to come, it will be now. If it be not now, yet it will come - the readiness is all.
William Shakespeare
#2. WORLD IN CATASTROPHE: KILLZONE EXPERIMENT DEPARTMENT
James Dashner
#3. If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
Marty Allen
#4. The notion of representing a sound by a graphic symbol is itself so stupefying a leap of the imagination that what is remarkable is not so much that it happened relatively late in human history, but that it happened at all.
Jack Goody
#6. Great artists, as history reveals, have been harshly persecuted time and again by the frightened and ill-educated,
Philip Roth
#7. The gray glaze of the past attacks all know-how ...
John Ashbery
#10. The whole 'starting with stories, ending with novels' thing, it's probably too ingrained in the industry and the psyche to change it.
Stephen Graham Jones