Funny Screwing Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 16 Funny Screwing Quotes

#1. You can discover great things through 'mistakes.' - Author: Jordan Bridges
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#2. Write down the things you wish to remember, and keep those records close. Secured. It's surprising how much you forget as the years go on. - Author: Chloe Neill
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#3. It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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#4. Sometimes you've got to make your work and workouts co-exist. - Author: Jillian Michaels
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#5. It's much easier, she realized, to be on the verge of something than to actually be it. - Author: Markus Zusak
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#6. The most unbearable type of anger is a woman's - do anything to avoid it. - Author: Lee Child
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#7. I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who shame themselves is ritual suicide. - Author: George Carlin
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#8. You can only do three things with your money. You can spend it. You can invest it. Or you can give it away. And if you invest it, you're really just getting more money to give away or buy something. How many things can you buy? So I don't really think there's a lot of choices. - Author: David Rubenstein
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#9. You have better luck than you think you do," Cian said firmly.
Turning back toward him, she said, "Yeah? Prove it?"
You found me."
Yeah, and awakening your inner vampire, scaring the shit out of your
girlfriend, and screwing up your life."
Then that's my bad luck," he corrected her. - Author: Rhiannon Frater
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#10. America is great not because it's a team. America is great because it is a nation whose founding documents elevated the rights of the individual. - Author: John Podhoretz
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#11. Do you believe people are made for each other, like there's a force we can't see that brings us to the person we're meant for? - Author: Renee Carlino
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#12. I was at Harvard with a whole bunch of poets, and that was very rare. They published a lot of books because there was an excitement after the war that translated into poetry. - Author: Donald Hall
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#13. Don't rule your husband. But arrange the conditions in which he will make his choices. - Author: Edward Rutherfurd
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#14. God doesn't want all of us to relinquish all of our material possessions. - Author: Echo Bodine
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#15. I can't help but smile as I swipe a lone tear trailing down my cheek. How can I not be crazy in love with this guy? Time away from him didn't change anything. I can't deny him another chance. That would be denying myself. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#16. Writing is what happens when the words in your head are overpowered by the words in your heart. - Author: J.L. Bond
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