Funny Scolding Quotes

#1. Painting is ... a richer language than words ... Painting operates through signs which are not abstract and incorporeal like words. The signs of painting are much closer to the objects themselves.

Jean Dubuffet

#2. Wheresoever thou findest a high mountain or a lofty hill and a green tree, know that an idol is there!

Akiva Ben Joseph

#3. He raised an eyebrow. "I have to get closer? I don't remember damsels being so stubborn about leaping into a knight's arms.

Melissa Jagears

#4. The search for a way to eradicate this scourge ... is left to incidental dabbling and uncoordinated research. - The Washington Post, 1946

Siddhartha Mukherjee

#5. I like it here. I like the girls, and I like the DJ's, and the cocktail waitresses, and the loud rock'n'roll (though I would happily beat everyone in Poison to death with the severed limbs of the members of Warrant).

Craig Machen

#6. Jamie reached across and took my right hand in his, his fingers linking with mine, and the silver of my ring shone red in the glow of the flames. I looked up into his face and saw the promise spoken in his eyes, as it was in mine.

"As long as we both shall live.

Diana Gabaldon

#7. For the first month, I listened, and I tried very hard not to draw conclusions

Lou Gerstner

#8. Life marches by, I suggest you get on with it.

Joy Baluch

#9. Insights are everything. They play central parts in the actualization of destiny. A dangerous insights becomes a colossal executioner. Latching your fate with noble thoughts spares you a life of self-limitation.

Darmie Orem

#10. Gravity, interpreted as an innate attraction between every pair of particles of matter, was an occult quality in the same sense as the scholastics' "tendency to fall" had been

Thomas S. Kuhn

#11. You have to allow yourself to make a mistake now and then. Sometimes in our lives, the best results come from the worst mistakes.

Melody Anne

#12. Become the world's most thoughtful friend.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#13. Billy here has been talkin' about slicin' his wrists again, so is there seven of you guys who'd like to join him and make it therapeutic?

Ken Kesey

#14. Knowledge is knowing that we cannot know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson