Top 14 Funny Scissor Quotes

#1. Tennis lets you talk while you're playing.

Jane Kaczmarek

Funny Scissor Quotes #35166
#2. It is unconceivable that the whole Universe was merely created for us who live in this third-rate planet of a third-rate moon.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Funny Scissor Quotes #108497
#3. People want to look at you and see your whole future laid out the way they know it, and I was saying that didn't happen. People aren't born with I'M GREAT! flashing on their foreheads.

Walter Dean Myers

Funny Scissor Quotes #146196
#4. I love the New York that was. The end for me was Studio 54. I don't go out at night anymore.

Brigid Berlin

Funny Scissor Quotes #174157
#5. So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.

Ben Aaronovitch

Funny Scissor Quotes #229712
#6. I know no other way to associate with great tasks than as play: as a sign of greatness, this is an essential presupposition.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Scissor Quotes #430365
#7. How Can We Know for Sure That We'll Go to Heaven?

Randy Alcorn

Funny Scissor Quotes #550155
#8. I hate fund-raising. Haaaaate it. Hate, hate it.

Michelle Obama

Funny Scissor Quotes #582366
#9. Never try to lock the virtue's door with the key of vice
It may lock forever; never to be opened again

Munia Khan

Funny Scissor Quotes #661522
#10. The Poor Peasants' Committees are necessary to fight the kulaks, the rich, the exploiters, who shackle the working peasants.

Vladimir Lenin

Funny Scissor Quotes #682766
#11. Tech, in the sense of ... putting things together, that goes back beyond memory for me.

Mitchell Baker

Funny Scissor Quotes #819933
#12. Why were you watching me change?" I explain. "Uh, 'cause I'm a guy?" He flips the pillow and slaps it, fluffing it. Then he rolls over and closes his eyes again.

Miranda Kenneally

Funny Scissor Quotes #1485987
#13. You may think it all very fine, Mr. Huntingdon, to amuse yourself with rousing my jealousy; but take care you don't rouse my hate instead. And when you have once extinguished my love, you will find it no easy matter to kindle it again.

Anne Bronte

Funny Scissor Quotes #1612553
#14. We are in what we hope is an intensive diplomatic phase now. It will not be open-ended.

Barack Obama

Funny Scissor Quotes #1876962

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