Top 16 Funny Scale Quotes

#1. The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Arthur C. Clarke

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#2. I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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#3. Not becoming the hate has been the biggest test of my life, one I've won, but one I still have to battle everyday.

Sarah Michelle Lynch

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#4. With these Funny or Die videos, I do everything for them. I write them, act in them, and co-direct them with my buddy Brian McGinn, who I grew up with. We also edit them together. We're working on a small scale of Internet videos, but we're slowly trying to make them become a bigger thing.

Dave Franco

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#5. I grew up in such a melting pot. There's more ethnicities in Queens than there is in any place on the planet. So you grow up knowing things about other cultures.

Action Bronson

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#6. It sounds funny to say, but we saw [Kate's wedding to Prince William] as just a family wedding. And actually, I didn't realize - perhaps - the scale of it until afterwards. We all took on the roles as any family would.

Pippa Middleton

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#7. It is impossible for authors to discover beauties in one another's works; they have eyes only for spots and blemishes.

Joseph Addison

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#8. Artists do not run away from non-being, but by encountering and wrestling with it, force it to produce being.

Rollo May

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#9. I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.

Aziz Ansari

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#10. ...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*

Hiroko Sakai

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#11. I've read about 80 books a year for the past 50 years. I come from cultural breeding. I don't have a cellphone. When you spend all your time checking your cellphone messages, or updating your Facebook (of course I don't have a Facebook page) then you don't have any time for reading.

Vaclav Smil

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#12. -Question: "On a scale from one to ten how fierce are you?"- David: "You are just asking me this because I am gay ... What the fuck does that mean?" -David Levithan, at Teen Lit Con-

David Levithan

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#13. There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Bob Hope

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#14. Gabriel cocked his head to the side. "Is that what happened in her last life too? You just accidentally
touched Scarlet enough to set the lifeforce transition into motion? God! How much touching did you
do?"
Tristan narrowed his eyes. "What do you want, like a scale of one to ten?

Chelsea Fine

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#15. For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing.

Kim Meeder

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#16. She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity.

Dakota Cassidy

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