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Top 25 Funny Sayings And Quotes

#1. There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#2. If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. - Author: Jussi Adler-Olsen
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#3. Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. - Author: Natalya Vorobyova
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#4. The following is a list of statements made many years ago by experts in their fields. At the time they were said they sounded intelligent. With the passing of time, they sound idiotic. - Author: Sean Covey
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#5. It's not just like that. I can't just swim away."
"Why not?"
"I'm afraid I'll drown." He looks up and gives the world's smallest smile. He takes a deep breath with those lungs. "I'm afraid I'll drown. - Author: Hannah Moskowitz
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#6. Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. - Author: Mark Jackman
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#7. Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey. - Author: John Zakour
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#8. Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#9. Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. - Author: April Mae Monterrosa
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#10. Elections have consequences. And I fundamentally believe - this is my personal opinion, I know it's a slightly partisan thing to say - to really do what we think needs to be done, we're going to have to win some elections. - Author: Paul Ryan
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#11. I guess he's used to suspicious people with crappy tempers. Or maybe I've never seemed as normal as I thought. - Author: Holly Black
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#12. Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. - Author: Werley Nortreus
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#13. We had our unhappy moments but they got channelled into the kind of sadness that was necessary for singing a song about going nowhere. So it worked out very well I think. - Author: Tina Weymouth
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#14. I looked at him on the bed. He coughed once and a trail of brownish dead blood came out of his mouth and ran down the side of his chin. Then he stopped breathing. And I thought, I'll make sure I never end up here, either. - Author: Sebastian Faulks
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#15. If the war had taught Charlie one lesson, it was that killing accomplished only death. - Author: Joy Preble
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#16. From beasts we scorn as soulless, In forest, field and den, The cry goes up to witness The soulessness of men - Author: William Inge
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#17. Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men. - Author: Indira Gandhi
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#18. Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. - Author: Bauvard
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#19. Blue and green should never be seen together, but the person wearing this mix, will be of interest. - Author: Jacques Cartier
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#20. I thought the only lonely place was on the moon. - Author: Paul McCartney
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#21. We've given up making a living, its all this crazy love poetry now! - Author: Rumi
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#22. In 2001, Texaco was bought by Chevron, and during deliberations concerning that sale, an 800 page document listing the problems and liabilities connected to Texaco was brought forward at their stockholder meeting by Amazon Watch, a non-profit dedicated to protecting the Amazon. - Author: Peter Coyote
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#23. I don't think of myself as a powerful person. - Author: Anna Wintour
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#24. Don't search for the music in other people. Play it yourself. - Author: Stephanie Kuehnert
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#25. By educating the young generation along the right lines, the People's State will have to see to it that a generation of mankind is formed which will be adequate to this supreme combat that will decide the destinies of the world. - Author: Adolf Hitler
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