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Top 16 Funny Santa Claus Quotes

#1. Quite frankly, I'm a member of the investigative committee, one of the senior members of the panel. I don't take our investigative facts and information from a magazine or some article. - Author: John Mica
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#2. God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. - Author: Oliver Markus
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#3. I have no interest in directing. I've no talent for it. - Author: Victor Garber
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#4. The calculus of probabilities, when confined within just limits, ought to interest, in an equal degree, the mathematician, the experimentalist, and the statesman. - Author: Francois Arago
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#5. I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. - Author: David Cross
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#6. Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#7. Child abuse damages a person for life and that damage is in no way diminished by the ignorance of the perpetrator. It is only with the uncovering of the complete truth as it affects all those involved that a genuinely viable solution can be found to the dangers of child abuse. - Author: Alice Miller
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#8. My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#9. Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#10. My therapist taught me why I behave in certain ways and not to feel so pressured. - Author: Shakira
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#11. You asked how I can be so calm. I don't have time not to be. I would like to grieve and worry and carry on, but that doesn't achieve results. - Author: Maria V. Snyder
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#12. The greatest thing my father left me was a love for cutting wood - my love for sawing, especially pine wood. - Author: David Lynch
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#13. Judge [Samuel] Alito, I'll tell you the same thing I told John Roberts. I expect you to adhere to the Code of Judicial Conduct. - Author: Jon Kyl
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#14. When you go looking for rescue, you end up trapped in your own weakness. - Author: Deb Caletti
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#15. PROVERBS 1:7-9 ENGAGE 1:7 7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but foolsa despise wisdom and instruction. 8 Listen, my son, to your father's instruction and do not forsake your mother's teaching. 9 They are a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck. - Author: Anonymous
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#16. Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things."
"But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals. - Author: Lemony Snicket
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