Top 15 Funny Salute Quotes

#1. I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my car. But my dad said Son, you shouldn't do that. You should stay in school until your education is finished, and when you're done, don't make your hobby your job.

Eric Bana

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#2. So the point of my keeping a notebook has never been, nor is it now, to have an accurate factual record of what I have been doing or thinking. That would be a different impulse entirely, an instinct for reality which I sometimes envy but do not possess.

Joan Didion

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#3. I mean, no one asks beauty secrets of me, or 'What size do you wear?' or 'Who's your couturier?' They ask me about really deep things and I love that.

Shirley Maclaine

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#4. Being biracial is sort of like being in a secret society. Most people I know of that mix have a real ability to be in a room with anyone, black or white.

Halle Berry

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#5. There are those who seek the love of a woman to forget her, to not think about her.

Jorge Luis Borges

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#6. and white wrappers, and this only changed in the 1860s. But Uncle Allan is quite taken with Dickens's and Thackeray's

Sandra Schwab

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#7. He nodded and curled over his paper, writing quickly. As his words took form on the white page, she got to watch him ... and realized she never wanted him to go. She wanted him here beside her forever.

J.R. Ward

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#8. To make what you have in your head, I think that's what directing is.

Julie Delpy

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#9. I think all men know better than they do; know that the institutions we so volubly commend are go-carts and baubles; but they darenot trust their presentiments.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#10. She put a wedge beside my heart
And then she brought the mallet down
She sang no song to guide her work
I lost my heart without a sound

Shannon Hale

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#11. As we've come along, we've educated our audience, getting them to understand that brands do not compromise entertainment. For us, they enhance it. They enable it.

Rhett McLaughlin

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#12. We can't selectively numb emotion. Numb the dark and you numb the light.

Brene Brown

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#13. The class president was... getting a different kind of rush hour squeeze.

Monchi Kaori

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#14. I would be too selfish if I said everyone should see my movies more than once. To say that would mean I'm just marketing my work!

Abbas Kiarostami

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#15. Men, in general, are a sort of scum, very different to anything of which you have an idea.

Charlotte Bronte

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