Funny Sabbath Day Quotes

#1. Many a one cannot loosen his own fetters, but is nevertheless his friend's emancipator.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#2. She was a fever from which I will never recover. All heat and hunger. She inflamed my senses. And when she devoured my very soul, when I had nothing left to surrender, she abandoned me to the wreckage of my self, and smiled. In the kingdom of passion the ruler is obsession.

Calvin Klein

#3. Plastic bags are bad and for the most part unnecessary.

David Suzuki

#4. Nice ass, but not his type. But thank feck his dick still worked.

C.D. Brennan

#5. A rock is harder than a feather, you can talk and jabber and make exceptions, but in the end, if you have to choose which one is gonna hit you on the head, you'll choose the feather every single time.

Andrew Klavan

#6. God can rid your heart of greed, but it's your responsibility to remove yourself from situations that promote greediness.

Linda Dillow

#7. What I want is to respond to the challenge posed by the mass media - to permit the novel to say what can only be said by narrative - to allow it to be itself.

Carlos Fuentes

#8. My girlfriend's family think I'm shy. Or slightly autistic (she told me one night). I'm not. I just don't like some people. These are some of those people.

Sean Mackaay

#9. We always had dogs,so I understood all the joy and the love animals are capable of giving. It's crazy to me that some people have dogs in thier homes, but they treat them more like furniture.

Alicia Silverstone

#10. What question?" I ask, breathless.
"Whether you're as beautiful in the morning as you are during the rest of the day.

Sophie Jordan

#11. Ponies take some catching, I believe, after a long start. And so do burglars,

J.R.R. Tolkien

#12. A female character can: Like babies, Be devoted to her lover, Cry, Be gentle, Be scared, Be uncertain, Take advice, and still be a YA heroine

Celine Kiernan

#13. Criticism is good, you learn from it each time and you know that people are paying attention.

Nonito Donaire

#14. Children will go with any story as long as it's good, but white adults sometimes think that if a black child's on the cover, it is perhaps not for them.

Malorie Blackman