Funny Running Out Of Gas Quotes

#1. An education is like a crumbling building that needs constant upkeep with repairs and additions.

Edith Wharton

#2. I never played with a runner in my entire life, even in schools, because only I know where the ball is going and how hard, when I hit the ball, something my runner will never know about.

Sachin Tendulkar

#3. Scanning the newspapers and absorbing with a mixture of incredulity and indignation the enormities they report, I conclude that what England lacks today is, quite simply, sense.

Paul Johnson

#4. I wanted to be a painter, somewhere between Abstract Expressionism and Pop.

Aaron Huey

#5. May our minds be granted greater comprehension so that our hearts may be filled with deepened affection.

Bruce A. Ware

#6. In reading Twain, I often suspect he is having more fun than I am.

Gabrielle Zevin

#7. It would be a waste, to lose something I've invested so much time in.

Tahereh Mafi

#8. My first job was scooping ice cream at Friendly's in Albany, New York. I hated the work, most of my colleagues, and the uniform, and I more or less lost my taste for ice cream permanently.

Gregory Maguire

#9. I have an interest in getting government officials to talk to me about National Security affairs. You know, that's my bread and butter; that's how I make my living.

Scott Shane

#10. There is no glory in the sacrificing of oneself in the name of imperialism by order of elitist politicians. But this is what our young service members are led to believe.

Aaron B. Powell

#11. But those who wait on the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles.

Billy Graham

#12. Did you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every couple of years?

Whoopi Goldberg