Top 20 Funny Rumor Sayings

#1. I knew that I was no longer arguing with him but with Death itself, with Death that he had already chosen.

Elie Wiesel

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#2. I'll push it down ... Down into the deepest part of my heart, so no one will see it. If I crush it, maybe it'll eventually go away. That's what I hope for every day. But what can I do? I don't really want to lose this feeling at all.

Keiko Kinoshita

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#3. If you haven't heard a rumor by noon, make one up. If you're a writer, make sure it's a full page of the book you're currently working on.

Lamont Tanksley

Funny Rumor Sayings #331796
#4. Lord, by the words of consecration the substance of the bread and wine is converted into the substance of your Body and Blood. All powerful Lord, say over me the word which will change me into You.

Anthony Mary Claret

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#5. It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.

Jamie McGuire

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#6. Individuality is founded in feeling; and the recesses of feeling, the darker, blinder strata of character, are the only places in the world in which we catch real fact in the making, and directly perceive how events happen, and how work is actually done.

William James

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#7. The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.

Michael Bassey Johnson

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#8. Knowledge that does not change behaviour is useless. But

Yuval Noah Harari

Funny Rumor Sayings #602714
#9. Our society has gotten to the point where we might soon become less and less shocked by any kind of violence.

Stanley Crouch

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#10. If you understand, if you see, if you can feel and experience that you are not separate from existence, that you are one with it, all fear of death disappears because there is nobody to die inside you. In the first place there is nobody at all, existence lives through you.

Rajneesh

Funny Rumor Sayings #927168
#11. Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over a bolonga sandwich. That's not funny, of course. But, if you knew Jay, neither is it particularly suprising.

Dave Mustaine

Funny Rumor Sayings #1021460
#12. Minneapolis was small, somnolent, and full of Swedish and Norwegian farmers as charming as cornstalks.

Erik Larson

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#13. The only way to make beauty ugly is to show it's crazy. Like twisting the top off a jar of something wonderful to eat, the moment he's hit by the terrible smell of it gone bad, even the hungriest person will drop the jar in the trash without a second thought.

Jonathan Carroll

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#14. There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.

Robert Pattinson

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#15. Until Lee Elder, the only blacks at the Masters were caddies or waiters. To ask a black man what he feels about the traditions of the Masters is like asking him how he feels about his forefathers who were slaves.

Calvin Peete

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#16. Most people involved in the music business, and it's probably not just the music business ... aren't necessarily people that I like.

Buzz Osborne

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#17. Religion without morality is a superstition and a curse, and morality without religion is impossible.

Mark Hopkins

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#18. Open your mind my friends, we fear what we do not understand.

Dan Brown

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#19. The Universe is a big ship and its captain is the Laws of Physics! The bad news is that there seems to be no safe harbour to dock and no lifeboats if we sink!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#20. As a foreign minister, I have to respect the authority to look after the best interest of the child is, as always, in my country like in India, with the parents and the family. But in extreme cases, the situation is open for the child protection authority to intervene.

Jonas Gahr Store

Funny Rumor Sayings #1826516

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