Funny Rubber Stamp Quotes

#1. And when you graduate and get a job and find the one woman who finally stays - who you want to stay - she won't care that there's not a chance in hell you'll ever figure her out. - Author: Melissa Foster

#2. was like I kept buying these things to be cool, but cool was always flying just ahead of me, and I could never exactly catch up to it. - Author: M T Anderson

#3. In the mountains, worldly attachments are left behind, and in the absence of material distractions, we are opened up to spiritual thought. We should be attempting to carry the spiritual experience of the mountains with us everywhere. - Author: Jamling Tenzing Norgay

#4. The level of Personal Responsibility in developed countries is averagely much higher than is seen in developing nations. - Author: Sunday Adelaja

#5. Conscious positive wording assists us in maintaining our joy and a positive outlook on life. It allows us to make the choice to be consciously joyful and consciously grateful for all life experiences. - Author: Molly Friedenfeld

#6. He's not safe. He's the shark-infested deep end of the sea and if I agree to go out with him, I'd be walking the plank, right off the boat and into his dark depth. How am I supposed to do that when I don't even know if I can swim? - Author: Colleen Hoover

#7. Life will succeed life, as we know it. - Author: R.W. Erskine

#8. Fear usually benefits the feared; seldom the fearful. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#9. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a
different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. - Author: Charles J. Sykes

#10. I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life. - Author: Steve Schirripa