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Top 53 Funny Robin Sayings

#1. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Author: Robin Williams
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#2. So how's the putrid pile of caca doing? - Author: Kate Carlisle
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#3. Not intending to be funny: I sit at the keyboard, put my fingers on the keys and go. To me, it's the real secret of writing. Put yourself in front of the screen or the blank sheet of paper and get to work. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#4. You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' - Author: Robin Williams
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#5. It was time for the mirror pep talk.
"Okay, Maggie," I said to myself after my shower, wiping the steam off the medicine cabinet.
"You could eat these kids for breakfast. You won't, though, because that would be cannibalistic and
wrong. - Author: Robin Benway
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#6. Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for. - Author: Robin Thede
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#7. Once I got away from him, I was smart enough to stay away from him. To hunt that one is as wise as to go hunting a porcupine.

I cannot leave this alone, Nighteyes.

I understand. I am the same about porcupines. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#8. Let's roll out, Batman."
"I'm Batman and you're Robin?"
"Don't make me laugh. I'm Spider-Man."
"Then we live in different universes. I'm DC and you're Marvel."
Duncan rolled his eyes. "Can't we all get along? And since when are there different universes? - Author: Mimi Strong
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#9. And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! - Author: Robin Williams
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#10. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Author: Robin Williams
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#11. It's funny how you take things like electricity for granted. You hit the button that turns everything on and it just comes on. You get used to that and it just works every single time. So what happens when it suddenly doesn't? things very well could get messy. - Author: Robin Burks
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#12. The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! - Author: Robin Williams
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#13. I have started a new blog W.A.R.(Writers Amongst Readers) for all those writing or reading books. Quotes, excerpts, comments from the world's greatest writers. See robinhawdonblog - Author: Robin Hawdon
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#14. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#15. Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - Author: Robin Glasser
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#16. Shut. Up," June squealed. "You have a date with that guy?" She giggled and covered her mouth. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Tell me everything."
"I can't do both," I pointed out. - Author: Robin Benway
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#17. I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." - Author: Robin Williams
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#18. When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer ... - Author: Robin Williams
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#19. Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. - Author: Robin Saxon
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#20. My hair was probably a disaster and my shirt was still damp, but I didn't care. It was funny, I never cared about those things with Oliver. I didn't worry about how I looked. All that mattered was how I felt. - Author: Robin Benway
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#21. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Author: Robin Williams
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#22. Listen - life is really going on, right now, around us. Do you see it? Sometimes I lose it but if I sit still and listen, it comes back, and then I think, How funny, this is what being alive is. - Author: Robin Morgan
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#23. I have lots of friends who are straight, privileged white guys, and I'm totally okay with them. I think they should have equal rights, just like he rest of us." Christa laughed again. Her eyes crinkled up, as though she actually thought I was funny. "As long as they don't flaunt it, right? - Author: Robin Talley
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#24. I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?' - Author: Robin Williams
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#25. Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Author: Robin Williams
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#26. Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. - Author: Robin Williams
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#27. Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. - Author: Robin Benway
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#28. People are funny when they say they would like to spend time with me because they admire me. I admire myself too. The question is, why would I spend my time with someone I don't admire? - Author: Robin Sacredfire
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#29. When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot. - Author: Stephen Root
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#30. WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... - Author: Robin Glasser
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#31. I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. - Author: Robin Palmer
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#32. Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a Nook. Then another one, a Sony. Another one, marked KOBO. Really? Who has a Kobo? - Author: Robin Sloan
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#33. I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen. - Author: Robin Yount
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#34. WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. - Author: Robin Glasser
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#35. This is so funny," said Ellen, noticing the seating arrangement. "Isn't this funny? Tom, come sit next to Robin. Griffin, sit next to Laura."
I stood up and sat next to Robin while Griffin brought his chair over to Laura.
"That's better," said Ellen. "Isn't that better? - Author: Daniel Amory
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#36. America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. - Author: Robin Sloan
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#37. I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. - Author: Robin Williams
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#38. In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.' - Author: Robin Williams
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#39. Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface. - Author: Robin Sloane
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#40. Show some respect. They were your grandparents. -Batman
Just names and dusty frames on the wall to me. -Damien
I take exception to that. There is not a speck of dust collecting on those portraits. -Alfred - Author: Peter J. Tomasi
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#41. Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full." - Author: Robin Williams
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#42. He snorts in disbelief. Is that yet another miracle of Mortain? That His acolytes are able to contort themselves enough to tend to their own backs? - Author: Robin LaFevers
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#43. Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny. - Author: Paul Mooney
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#44. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. - Author: Robin Williams
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#45. It's funny how bed and pillows and covers can change a conversation. Words turn quiet and you mean more and say less. It's like you can build your own little world, Population: 2. - Author: Robin Benway
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#46. Huh, another queen," Puck mused, an evil grin crossing his face. "Maybe we should drop in and introduce ourselves, ice-boy. Do the whole, hey, we were just in the neighborhood, and we were just wondering if you had any plans to take over the Nevernever. Have a fruit basket. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#47. I'm going to put the moves on her,' he says gravely. 'Things might get weird.' He says it like a commando setting up a midnight raid. Like: Sure, this is going to be extraordinarily dangerous, but don't worry. I've done it before. - Author: Robin Sloan
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#48. Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? - Author: Robin Williams
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#49. When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. - Author: Robin Williams
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#50. We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! - Author: Robin Williams
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#51. Redford had read somewhere that cats brought their owners dead birds, rodents, and their own toys because they were trying to teach the stupid humans how to hunt, like they did with their own kittens. From the amount of toys Knievel had brought to him, the cat thought he was absolutely useless. - Author: Robin Saxon
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#52. It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be. - Author: Robin Jones Gunn
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#53. How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. - Author: Robin Black
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