Funny Robbie Burns Quotes

#1. [ ... ] the only folks who kill black folks any more are black folks. [ ... ] black folks kill more black folks than the KKK ever did.

Michael Nutter

#2. Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

Eugene Mirman

#3. I felt vindicated that I decided to speak up for not only myself but women all across the nation who've been put down.

Gretchen Carlson

#4. It looks like you're going to have to put up with us for another four years.

Bess Truman

#5. Right and wrong can be like bloody snakes: so tangled that you can't tell which is which until you've shot them both, and then it's too late.

M. L. Stedman - The Light Between Oceans

#6. It isn't my teaching credentials that qualify me to teach my child. It is my God who qualifies me.

Tamara L. Chilver

#7. Learn to say 'no' to the good so you can say 'yes' to the best.

John C. Maxwell

#8. That's what separated us from the multitudes of Them. We lived harder. Knew better. But we laughed anyway. Laughed because there was nothing else to do but give up.

Michelle Hodkin

#9. I realized that all animals, not just dogs and cats and horses, were sentient beings; therefore, I just couldn't say I love animals and then eat them.

William McNamara