Top 16 Funny Robbery Quotes

#1. Laser beams slid around them, spurts of light sinking through the darkness, eventually touching the stars or lighting the water for a moment on their death ride to the murky bottom.

Dean Koontz

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#2. Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all.

Bauvard

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#3. The Rockwell magazine cover was more a part of the American reality than a record of it.

Arthur C. Danto

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#4. I have always found it difficult to wait for things - whether it was to see my father or sailor brother, Alan, again after their long sea trips, or the chance of a better job, or even new curtains.

Anna Neagle

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#5. I understood and agreed that from a feminist perspective working in a strip club was extremely problematic, but I was saving money to travel and making more in one night than most of my friends made in a week. Plus, it was interesting.

Periel Aschenbrand

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#6. Come to think of it, pet, you are a liar, possessor of false identification, and a murderer." "Your point?" I snapped. "Not to mention a tease," he continued as if I hadn't spoken. "Foulmouthed, as well. Yep, you and I will get along famously.

Jeaniene Frost

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#7. At any given time the universe is giving you the best result possible.

Deepak Chopra

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#8. A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is?

Colin Quinn

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#9. Runners, by nature, are intentional people and normally pretty light on our feet.

Kristin Armstrong

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#10. Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.

Phil Foglio

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#11. The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.

Charles Dickens

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#12. Tamani smiled softly and lifted a hand to her face, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear and letting his thumb rest on her cheek. 'Trust me, it's no picnic missing you. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Aprilynne Pike

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#13. has traveled to Brogan's Point for the occasion. But Cory's and Talia's plans - and their emotions - are thrown into turmoil when they hear the Magic Jukebox play "Moondance." Can a single song make them

Judith Arnold

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#14. E-mail is a procrastinator's dream come true.

Gayle Trent

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#15. In solitude we don't reject the world but have the space to think our thoughts.

Sherry Turkle

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#16. If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win.

Carl Lewis

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