Funny Road Rage Quotes

#1. Prayer was more important to Jesus than food.

Ron Kincaid

#2. I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless.

Madam C. J. Walker

#3. We're in such a hurry most of the time we never get much chance to talk. The result is a kind of endless day-to-day shallowness, a monotony that leaves a person wondering years later where all the time went and sorry that it's all gone.

Robert M. Pirsig

#4. Be not afraid nor dismayed by reason of this great multitude; for the battle is not yours, but God's.

Anonymous

#5. Before marriage, you lose your virginity. After marriage, you get to give it away. Which would you rather experience?

Todd Stocker

#6. If you don't like me, if you like me; both are equally cool. I send love and positive energy to all those people in their lives. I hope they find where they're meant to be.

Willow Smith

#7. When you are secure in who you are, you set the trend for your own life, and do not look to others to tell you how to live.
When you know that every truth you seek is available within you,
you will not place someone else's idea of how you should live, above your own.

Alan Cohen

#8. And what if I never go of my own free will? Will you pitch me from some window
so that I must fly or fall? Will you bolt all shutters after me? You had better, because
I'll knock and knock and knock until I fall down dead. I'll have no wings that take me
away from you.

Anne Rice

#9. Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but this is not very encouraging.

Ferdinand Lundberg

#10. Food is available, but it cannot be shipped into an area, so the people in that area suffer the consequences.

Ralph Merkle