Funny Rhyme Sayings

#1. One thing that makes aikido is so powerful,
it utilizes power of opponents to win the fight. - Author: Toba Beta

#2. This makeover would make piercings and tattoos and brandings look so lame, all those little fashion revolts so safe that they themselves only become fashionable. Those little paper tiger attempts to reject looking good that only end up reinforcing it. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#3. Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme. - Author: Santosh Kalwar

#4. The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. - Author: John Green

#5. Now drown care in wine.
[Lat., Nunc vino pellite curas.] - Author: Horace

#6. Kaylee giggled as he tunneled up inside her sleeve.
Out popped his head for a quick look, then he took leave.
He enjoyed scaling up, down and around her shirt.
What a sweet, funny and adorable flirt. - Author: Melinda K. Trotter

#7. By(e) pen, I've tried my hand at poetry; only to see how boring it is to me. That is, unless I get a chance to destroy each and every piece while doing it as I please. - Author: Criss Jami

#8. Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and... Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme. - Author: Paul The Astronaut

#9. If I look at the performance of another friend Sting, whenever I hear him take over a stage and share his art with millions, it's very inspiring to me. So I have a lot in my life, a lot of friends who inspire me and I'm sure it goes the other way around, or so that I inspire them. - Author: Philippe Petit

#10. I had forgot myself. Am I not king?
Awake, thou coward Majesty, thou sleepest!
Is not the king's name twenty thousand names? - Author: William Shakespeare

#11. The attitude of the Catholic Church towards homosexuality is well known - it is treated as something unnatural, even as a disease. - Author: Malgorzata Szumowska

#12. Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune. - Author: Auliq Ice

#13. The act of observing a quantum event probabalistically influences its outcome. - Author: Dean Radin