Funny Reverend Quotes

#1. Sleep on your stone pillow, and let the gulls peck out your eyes while the crabs feast on your flesh. You've feasted on enough of them, you owe them. - Author: George R R Martin

#2. It's a wonderful destiny! God made no mistakes when God wrote the beautiful, unfolding pattern of delight as You! - Author: Michael Beckwith

#3. Were I to prescribe a rule for drinking, it should be formed upon a saying quoted by Sir William Temple: the first glass for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for mine enemies. - Author: Joseph Addison

#4. I am actually in poor health due to chronic fatigue and immune dysfunction syndrome, and my ability to work is greatly diminished right now, so I have to get better before I can start another big project. - Author: Laura Hillenbrand

#5. Nothing is so sour that it can't be sweetened by a good attitude. - Author: Woodrow M. Kroll

#6. I feel like every role you take, there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it. I don't know if perfect is the right word because I don't believe in perfection. I don't think it exists. - Author: Mila Kunis

#7. My mortgage isn't getting any cheaper and I can't run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don't get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I've never once seen him filling up the tank of my car. - Author: Mark Jackman

#8. I believe we can accelerate our acumen, performance and success by leveraging our associations and spending time with people better than us. - Author: Robin S. Sharma

#9. By the way, I understand that now you can have the Times delivered to your door here in the Twin Cities. - Author: Harrison Salisbury

#10. In a place of purity, if one does not follow the conduct of that place, there will be tremendous (karma) bondage. He will bind a life in hell! - Author: Dada Bhagwan

#11. DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG? - Author: Lauren Oliver

#12. The sooner we all learn to make a decision between disapproval and censorship, the better off society will be ... Censorship cannot get at the real evil, and it is an evil in itself. - Author: Granville Hicks

#13. There is no longer any older generation. You have become it, while your mind was mostly on other matters.' (from "The Man in the Moon") - Author: William Maxwell

#14. We got into music to avoid a job, and get lots of girls. - Author: Paul McCartney

#15. It is not enough to be exceptionally mad, licentious and fanatical in order to win a great reputation; it is still necessary to arrive on the scene at the right time. - Author: Voltaire

#16. Loneliness was a full-body sensation, an anti-exhilaration, from his core outward. - Author: Charlie Jane Anders