Top 12 Funny Retired Teacher Quotes

#1. Nothing can be delicious when you are holding your breath.

Anne Lamott

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#2. If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Natasha Leggero

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#3. I nodded yes. Another deceit. I have become a person I do not care for.

Sandra Gulland

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#4. God, this is why I can never live with women. They go off into corners and think, maybe it's this, maybe it's that. Ask, woman. Ask.

Sophie Page

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#5. If you double the number of experiments you do per year you're going to double your inventiveness.

Jeff Bezos

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#6. And now I'm old. That bus is parked permanently. The battery is dead. And I can't remember where I put the jumper cables.

Adriana Trigiani

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#7. My first big break came when I was five years old. It's taken me more than seventy years to realise that. You see, at five I first learnt to read. It's that simple and it's that profound.

Sean Connery

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#8. But there was another, secret Ruby. This one was as thin as a wisp of air, and had struggled for so long just to be. This was the one that Liam carried with him, without knowing. The one that would ride in his back pocket, whisper words of encouragement, tell him he was born to chase the light.

Alexandra Bracken

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#9. The things that are hardest to do are often the things that are the best to do.

Robin Sharma

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#10. They were perfect. They were flawed. They were scarred and beautiful. They were too familiar with death and clung to life by clinging to one another. The Great Buchanans were only human, after all.

Chelsey Philpot

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#11. Nothing should be accepted blindly; everything should be accepted with care and with caution.

Anonymous

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#12. The idle always have a mind to do something.

Luc De Clapiers

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