Funny Retard Quotes

#1. And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

Dwayne Johnson

#2. In the face of impermanence and death, it takes courage to love the things of this world and to believe that praising them is our noblest calling.

Joanna Macy

#3. Fear is hollow, challenge it.

Rajesh Walecha

#4. You are the architect of your personal experience.

Shirley Maclaine

#5. There have been times when I truly feel like I'm retarded and that everybody thinks I'm retarded, and because they think I'm retarded, I get nervous and I act like a retard, which simply fulfills their expectations. It's a big circle. The retarded circle of my life.

Geoff Herbach

#6. But this I know: if all mankind were to take their troubles to market with the idea of exchanging them, anyone seeing what his neighbor's troubles were like would be glad to go home with his own.

Herodotus

#7. What I want is that I can match my performances during training so I can be satisfied with myself.

Liu Xiang

#8. Without love, most of life remains concealed. Nothing is as fascinating as love, unfortunately.

Hanif Kureishi

#9. There are three powers, three powers alone, able to conquer and to hold captive for ever the conscience of these impotent rebels for their happiness-those forces are miracle, mystery and authority.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#10. It doesn't seem to matter how far away I go or how many years go by. I'm starting to accept that there will always be some part of me that is going to hold on to some part of you.

Nicole Williams