Top 8 Funny Residency Quotes

#1. I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it.

Mike Myers

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#2. Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

Robert Harling

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#3. Old maids like the houseless and unemployed poor, should not ask for a place and an occupation in the world: the demand disturbs the happy and the rich.

Charlotte Bronte

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#4. Tis easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow it.

Benjamin Franklin

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#5. The only secret to food combination is a balance of protein, carbs and fat - they all play a key role in our health.

Jorge Cruise

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#6. You just have to hope that they'll grant you an interview.

Lisa Guerrero

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#7. The bonobo would first of all urge the atheist to stop "sleeping furiously." There is no point getting all worked up about the absence of something, especially something as open to interpretation as God.

Frans De Waal

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#8. You're going to make something wonderful of yourself. I promise.
You're doing just fine.

Charlotte Eriksson

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