Top 9 Funny Reporter Sayings
#1. The river delights to lift us free, if only we dare let go.
Richard Bach
#2. That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.
Gabriel Iglesias
#3. My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
Peter Jacobson
#4. It's kind of funny to read the work of ex-Marines and soldiers because what they said to me as a reporter was only a fraction of what they were thinking and feeling and saying to one another.
George Packer
#5. She told me there was a place on my face she wanted to inhale.
Mikl Paul
#6. In a full grown rye plant, the total length of the roots may reach up to 380 miles (613km)!
Jenny Kellett
#7. Jeremy Scott reminds me of Harmony Korine, mixing all worlds and making them into one - you just never know what he's up to.
ASAP Ferg
#8. Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
Jack Paar
#9. But the might-have-been is but boggy ground to build upon.
Herman Melville
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