Top 9 Funny Reporter Sayings

#1. The river delights to lift us free, if only we dare let go.

Richard Bach

Funny Reporter Sayings #62877
#2. That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.

Gabriel Iglesias

Funny Reporter Sayings #584787
#3. My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.

Peter Jacobson

Funny Reporter Sayings #1043433
#4. It's kind of funny to read the work of ex-Marines and soldiers because what they said to me as a reporter was only a fraction of what they were thinking and feeling and saying to one another.

George Packer

Funny Reporter Sayings #1088691
#5. She told me there was a place on my face she wanted to inhale.

Mikl Paul

Funny Reporter Sayings #1350859
#6. In a full grown rye plant, the total length of the roots may reach up to 380 miles (613km)!

Jenny Kellett

Funny Reporter Sayings #1442770
#7. Jeremy Scott reminds me of Harmony Korine, mixing all worlds and making them into one - you just never know what he's up to.

ASAP Ferg

Funny Reporter Sayings #1707393
#8. Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.

Jack Paar

Funny Reporter Sayings #1743796
#9. But the might-have-been is but boggy ground to build upon.

Herman Melville

Funny Reporter Sayings #1873638

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