Funny Renaissance Faire Quotes

#1. Saying what you believe others want to hear is, of course, a form of lying.

Karl Ove Knausgard

#2. The coming change can only come through a revolution, because the possessing class will not allow a peaceful change to take place; still we are willing to work for peace at any price, except at the price of liberty.

Lucy Parsons

#3. I may have to shop with them. But on Sunday I don't want to have to worship with them. I want to be able to just be myself and let my hair down. It's also, of course, as we know, the seat of political organization and the affirming of your blackness and so on.

Michael Emerson

#4. Indeed, as I made my critique, the problem seemed to me not that there are differences but rather how we value these differences.

Sue Monk Kidd

#5. We wrote our names in the sand
You crossed mine out: I can't get
back to the way I was.

Kiera Woodhull

#6. What separates design from art is that design is meant to be... functional.

Cameron Moll

#7. In photography we possess an extraordinary instrument for reproduction. But photography is much more than that. Today it is [a method for bringing optically] some thing entirely new into the world.

Laszlo Moholy-Nagy

#8. I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

Brad Garrett

#9. Nice girl, dear boy."
"Oh ... " I shrugged. "You know."
"Most attractive."
"Cheaper than central heating."
"I'm sure.

John Fowles

#10. Yes. But terrible heresies have proven to be grim truths many times before in the longer history of my Church, Sek Hardeen.

Dan Simmons