Funny Recruitment Quotes

#1. Trees and men do not grow together,

Rudyard Kipling

#2. We're going to look back and wonder why we had to micro-control our cars.

Astro Teller

#3. My fans know the name Larry Holmes and that he always gave it his all.

Larry Holmes

#4. I don't want to sound like an aesthete, but one has to be true to the art. And that means being true to the tradition of the art but also being true to your own artistic vision.

Billy Collins

#5. This is how to contemplate our conditioned existence in this fleeting world:
Like a tiny drop of dew, or a bubble floating in a stream;
Like a flash of lightning in a summer cloud,
Or a flickering lamp, an illusion, a phantom, or a dream.
So is all conditioned existence to be seen.

Gautama Buddha

#6. A man is what he himself does, what he thinks, what he learns, his own skills.

Sue Harrison

#7. Get on your knees. I want you to feel me so deep that the belt is of little consequence when it comes to breathing.

Alaska Angelini

#8. I was an accountant in Chicago, and a friend of mine, Ed Gallagher, was in advertising. At 4:30 every day I'd be bored, and I would call him. He'd interview me.

Bob Newhart

#9. Noise does not waken a drunkard; silence wakens him.

Victor Hugo

#10. She was by far the biggest yearling in the bunch, the biggest many of them could remember, a freak.

Jane Schwartz