Funny Reading Glasses Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 14 Funny Reading Glasses Quotes

#1. You have to find some way to not become a cynical or negative person, a person who keeps walking around and opening your eyes in the outside world but inside you close down, a person who stops expecting tomorrow to be better than today. - Author: Richard Rohr
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#2. We know the future will outlast all of us, but I believe that all of us will live on in the future we made. - Author: Edward Kennedy
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#3. [He] carefully put a funky-looking pair of reading glasses on her. "There we go. How are they?"
She blinked experimentally, peering around the room. "Good, I think. Thank you."
"Wear them the next time we f***. That would be thanking me."
"Aww. You say the sweetest things."
"Don't I? - Author: Kylie Scott
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#4. Most religious scriptures are all about three apparently glorifying elements, -man, man and man. - Author: Abhijit Naskar
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#5. Helping people too much only makes them helpless. - Author: Frank Sonnenberg
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#6. When one expects to go on "forever" as one does in one's youth or even middle age, horizons are merely limits, not yet ends. It is when one first sees the horizon as an end that one first begins to see. - Author: Archibald MacLeish
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#7. The great thing about the Internet is that it allows people to find and consume music. - Author: Andy Taylor
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#8. It is not democracy to send in billions of dollars to push regime change overseas. It isn't democracy to send in the NGOs to re-write laws and the constitution in places like Ukraine. It is none of our business. - Author: Ron Paul
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#9. I honestly love [my fans] so much. [Their] support is everything and I'm glad [they] liked [my confession]. - Author: Lucas Cruikshank
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#10. I began to trust the questions themselves to lead me beyond answers to understanding, beyond practice to faith - Author: Joan D. Chittister
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#11. It is a rare life that remains orderly even in private. - Author: Michel De Montaigne
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#12. To become the founder of a new religion one must be psychologically infallible in one's knowledge of a certain average type of souls who have not yet recognized that they belong together. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#13. Unless you call attention to your presence who will know you're there? Even a country has to weave and wave a flag as proof of its existence. - Author: Rod McKuen
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#14. I remember what it is like to be in love before any of love's complexities or realities or disturbances has entered in, to dilute its splendor and challenge its perfection. - Author: E.B. White
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