Top 12 Funny Ragnar Relay Quotes

#1. I don't want balance. What I want is the brick! I want to find the one thing in my life that, if I get that right, it doesn't matter what the world throws onto the other side of the scale.

Emily Watts

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#2. You want to help. That's fine but do you know how you want to help? The intent may be good, but without the way, you are lost.

Arnab Ray

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#3. When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.

Steve Martin

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#4. For many people religion can be so easy they stumble right over it.

Kathie Lee Gifford

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#5. There is nothing like taking someone's breath away.

Erika Lance

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#6. It also makes my father right again. How will I ever soar with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys?

A.S. King

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#7. When you're 20, you can't imagine being 30. When you're 30, you can't imagine being 40. When you're 40, you can't imagine being 100.

Keith Richards

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#8. I have lived to see that being seventeen is no protection against becoming seventy, but to know this needs the experience of a lifetime, for no imagination copes with it.

Lord Dunsany

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#9. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.

Karl Lagerfeld

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#10. Gratitude is my chief erotic emotion.

Edmund White

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#11. But I could never see what was so awful and wrong about being honest. And I didn't think it had anything to do with being an only child. I believed it had more to do with the fact that I had an inherently low bullshit tolerance, and what the hell is wrong with that?

Josie Bloss

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#12. Japan has always regarded the aircraft carrier as one of the most offensive of armaments.

Isoroku Yamamoto

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