Top 18 Funny R Rated Sayings

#1. It is the destiny of things real to destroy those that are artifice.

Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

Funny R Rated Sayings #912739
#2. Boys," Lindsay agreed, nodding. "What doesn't get lost in translation?"
"Things with the letter X in front of them," Rachel posited. "Like X-Box. And X-rated movies.

Nenia Campbell

Funny R Rated Sayings #1873183
#3. The ability to know one's limitations, to recognize the bounds of one's own comprehension - this is a kind of knowing that approaches wisdom.

Leah Hager Cohen

Funny R Rated Sayings #1721322
#4. It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.

Elizabeth Cruickshank

Funny R Rated Sayings #1682811
#5. Use memories. Don't let memories use you.

Deepak Chopra

Funny R Rated Sayings #1371525
#6. I have long believed that what most affects a child is not the divorce, per se, but how it is handled

Dennis Prager

Funny R Rated Sayings #1234737
#7. You can't beat the beehive for glam punkette attitude.

Rob Sheffield

Funny R Rated Sayings #1175377
#8. He lies not because it's in his interest, he lies because it's in his nature." It was in Jobs's nature to mislead or be secretive when he felt it was warranted.

Walter Isaacson

Funny R Rated Sayings #1095139
#9. My greatest environments in which I can grow, or grow up, is in personal romantic relationships with a man.

Alanis Morissette

Funny R Rated Sayings #955575
#10. It is not always the best people who emerge from hiding, from the corners and cracks of that farmedout field, but often those who have proven themselves strongest, not always those who will create new values but rather those whose thick skin and internal resilience have ensured their survival.

Ryszard Kapuscinski

Funny R Rated Sayings #141982
#11. You're either the bravest kid I've ever met or plain crazy.

James Dashner

Funny R Rated Sayings #792488
#12. Studying the past may suggest new ways of going wrong.

Mason Cooley

Funny R Rated Sayings #762399
#13. Collaboration has no hierarchy. The Sun collaborates with soil to bring flowers on the earth.

Amit Ray

Funny R Rated Sayings #630925
#14. I totally forget about snowboarding in the summertime.

Shaun White

Funny R Rated Sayings #565160
#15. And I guess I have a face and a look that sort of lends itself to period costume!

Ioan Gruffudd

Funny R Rated Sayings #428125
#16. The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'

Chris Pratt

Funny R Rated Sayings #267177
#17. Paint like a pig eats.

Richard Schmid

Funny R Rated Sayings #255428
#18. You have to like yourself before you can do anything!

Taylor Hanson

Funny R Rated Sayings #176025

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