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Top 17 Funny Question And Answer Quotes

#1. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Author: Lily Tomlin
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#2. Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself. - Author: Dax Shepard
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#3. To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#4. As far as I was concerned, the best thing one could do for the poor was to not add one's self to their number. - Author: Ken MacLeod
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#5. You must know life to see decay. - Author: Mumford And Sons
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#6. I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#7. Atoms are round balls of wood invented by Dr. Dalton.
(Answer given by a pupil to a question on atomic theory, as reported by Sir Henry Enfield Roscoe.) - Author: Henry Enfield Roscoe
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#8. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#9. The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears. - Author: Yongey Mingyur
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#10. I'm a Catholic, raised a Catholic. I was an altar boy. Religion has been a huge part of my life. It helped lead me through a war, leads me today. - Author: John F. Kerry
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#11. Don't deride me for hoping that someone can ease a pain you can't comprehend. - Author: Dorian Zari
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#12. Secrets could never be rushed. They had to come of their own accord, on their own schedule. That way ,when they came , the offered themselves as a gift. - Author: Donna Jo Napoli
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#13. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time ... - Author: S.L.J. Shortt
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#14. We have lost the old love of work, of work which kept itself company, which was fair weather and music in the heart, which found its reward in the doing, craving neither the flattery of vulgar eyes nor the gold of vulgar men. - Author: John Lancaster Spalding
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#15. He [Weishaupt] says, no one ever laid a surer foundation for liberty than our grand master, Jesus of Nazareth. - Author: Thomas Jefferson
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#16. I ask again, and I want a better answer, WHAT are you!" He demanded.
"I told you before, a human rises with the sun, but I rise with the moon. I am a mere immortal soul that feasts on your fears and flesh."
"Why won't you answer my question correctly! - Author: Miranda Leek
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#17. I do have friends in Australia who now refer to me as 'Hollywood Jack.' - Author: Jacki Weaver
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