Top 23 Funny Puppy Quotes

#1. There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

Lisa McMann

Funny Puppy Quotes #19136
#2. Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Maureen Johnson

Funny Puppy Quotes #34370
#3. I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take my eyes off her?
I think he's comatose.

Cassie Mae

Funny Puppy Quotes #35293
#4. - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly.

Mary Papas

Funny Puppy Quotes #126794
#5. Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Puppy Quotes #133743
#6. I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, "God, really?!" But, I find children funny and great, and I love them.

Minnie Driver

Funny Puppy Quotes #329122
#7. I decided that I would write one story about each thing that I knew about.

Ernest Hemingway,

Funny Puppy Quotes #533553
#8. He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Jim Benton

Funny Puppy Quotes #571860
#9. The Queen Elizabeth II provides vast amounts of entertainment for an age that has forgotten how to amuse itself unaided.

Hans Koning

Funny Puppy Quotes #583012
#10. There was nothing normal about the divine twin sproutings that formed Rachel Melville's magically springy chest. Almost involuntarily Ronnie found himself nodding like an obedient puppy.

Jamie Holoran

Funny Puppy Quotes #666937
#11. The best time to go fishing is when you can

Ed Zern

Funny Puppy Quotes #765413
#12. The secret of life is ... everything is out of control.

Ajahn Brahm

Funny Puppy Quotes #775002
#13. This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.

Luke Treadaway

Funny Puppy Quotes #834237
#14. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

Tucker Max

Funny Puppy Quotes #929976
#15. Maeve could have lost a race with a tree

Michael J. Sullivan

Funny Puppy Quotes #936631
#16. In bad times, a king or a queen can be a rock for the waters to crash against, so those less strong are not washed away. I will be such a rock. Only give me a chance, sweet Zoria, and I will be a rock for my people.

Tad Williams

Funny Puppy Quotes #1123275
#17. You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.

Katherine McIntyre

Funny Puppy Quotes #1354311
#18. It would be better if only the old men fought the wars. Every country is the country of youth. When its youth dies, it dies with them.

Jean Giraudoux

Funny Puppy Quotes #1442497
#19. A stickler hallmark is that those who speak or write differently can't merely be wrong; they must be depraved, too.

Robert Lane Greene

Funny Puppy Quotes #1558566
#20. The world's leaders should be forced to take a reader's license. Only when they have read five thousand - no, make that ten thousand - books will they be anywhere near qualified to understand humans and how they behave.

Nina George

Funny Puppy Quotes #1577822
#21. Unfortunately, my district like many others across the country has a problem with gangs, which is why I introduced this amendment.

Bob Filner

Funny Puppy Quotes #1581181
#22. Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Puppy Quotes #1822771
#23. As colors are formed by the combination of Red, Green and Blue : Similarly is life which is a combination of Love, Faith and Peace..

Mahesh Shekhar

Funny Puppy Quotes #1877207

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