Top 23 Funny Puppy Quotes
#1. There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.
Lisa McMann
#3. I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take my eyes off her?
I think he's comatose.
Cassie Mae
#4. - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly.
Mary Papas
#5. Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.
E.A. Bucchianeri
#6. I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, "God, really?!" But, I find children funny and great, and I love them.
Minnie Driver
#7. I decided that I would write one story about each thing that I knew about.
Ernest Hemingway,
#8. He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
Jim Benton
#9. The Queen Elizabeth II provides vast amounts of entertainment for an age that has forgotten how to amuse itself unaided.
Hans Koning
#10. There was nothing normal about the divine twin sproutings that formed Rachel Melville's magically springy chest. Almost involuntarily Ronnie found himself nodding like an obedient puppy.
Jamie Holoran
#11. The best time to go fishing is when you can
Ed Zern
#12. The secret of life is ... everything is out of control.
Ajahn Brahm
#13. This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.
Luke Treadaway
#14. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
Tucker Max
#16. In bad times, a king or a queen can be a rock for the waters to crash against, so those less strong are not washed away. I will be such a rock. Only give me a chance, sweet Zoria, and I will be a rock for my people.
Tad Williams
#17. You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.
Katherine McIntyre
#18. It would be better if only the old men fought the wars. Every country is the country of youth. When its youth dies, it dies with them.
Jean Giraudoux
#19. A stickler hallmark is that those who speak or write differently can't merely be wrong; they must be depraved, too.
Robert Lane Greene
#20. The world's leaders should be forced to take a reader's license. Only when they have read five thousand - no, make that ten thousand - books will they be anywhere near qualified to understand humans and how they behave.
Nina George
#21. Unfortunately, my district like many others across the country has a problem with gangs, which is why I introduced this amendment.
Bob Filner
#23. As colors are formed by the combination of Red, Green and Blue : Similarly is life which is a combination of Love, Faith and Peace..
Mahesh Shekhar
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