Funny Pun Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 16 Funny Pun Sayings

#1. Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#2. I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. - Author: Scott Blagden
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#3. But the people cannot have wells, and so they take rain-water. Neither can they conveniently have cellars or graves, the town being built upon "made ground"; so they do without both, and few of the living complain, and none of the others. - Author: Mark Twain
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#4. It's always fun to play a bad guy because you get more to do. It's more arch. There's more energy to throw into it. - Author: Matthew Lillard
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#5. He realized that the East would forever be trailing the West as long as it produced scientists who could only copy others. - Author: Anonymous
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#6. I think that Superman is the pinnacle of the DC Universe. Our feeling always was that you need to get Superman right. That was also our goal. We didn't want to ignore that this universe exists. - Author: Charles Roven
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#7. After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a la mode next time. - Author: Timothy Schaffert
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#8. The trouble with doing nothing is it's too hard to tell when you're finished. - Author: Suzanne Woods Fisher
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#9. The more I learn, the less I know. - Author: Jeffrey Rasley
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#10. English is becoming a universal language such as humans have never had before. - Author: Minae Mizumura
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#11. It's all right," the boy murmured as he felt her trembling. "My grandmother always told me 'Never try to turn back on a new road - you don't know what adventures await you. - Author: Lisa Kleypas
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#12. Real luxury is time and opportunity to read for pleasure - Author: Jane Brody
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#13. What did the soup say to the tea plate?
"You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. - Author: Ana Claudia Antunes
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#14. The thing about inspiration is that it takes your mind off everything else. - Author: Vikram Seth
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#15. Among people who might be described as having at least a passing regard for the English language, there are few instances of usage that evoke a desire to mutilate more than the perceived misuse of literally. - Author: Ammon Shea
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#16. The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. - Author: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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