Top 15 Funny Public Health Quotes

#1. We've seen computers play chess and beat grand masters. We've seen computers drive a car across a desert. But interestingly, playing chess is easy, but having a conversation about nothing is really difficult for a computer.

Hod Lipson

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#2. At home, I never plate. Things go in the middle of the table, and you serve yourself. In the restaurant, every day I plate things, but at home, I want to enjoy my company.

Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Funny Public Health Quotes #148336
#3. A man that is well ordered in his soul needeth little the unkind demeanor of worldly people nor yet their proud behavior.

Thomas A Kempis

Funny Public Health Quotes #172951
#4. Anything we tell our kids about life is a placemarker until they figure it out for themselves.

Robert Breault

Funny Public Health Quotes #474257
#5. If you're going to be unreligious, it's likely going to be due to reflecting on it and finding some things that are hard to believe.

Daniel Kahneman

Funny Public Health Quotes #625298
#6. History takes place between the Fall and the Apocalypse, with a narrow escape route called Salvation.

Mason Cooley

Funny Public Health Quotes #687643
#7. You ain't ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing 'Crank,' and you certainly won't for doing all the other movies I've done.

Jason Statham

Funny Public Health Quotes #787698
#8. Love is when you'd rather see someone one last time and die, than never see their face again.

Bryan Butvidas

Funny Public Health Quotes #871244
#9. I don't believe in outing people. It's up to the individual, but there's nothing wrong putting the pressure on.

Rick Mercer

Funny Public Health Quotes #1106863
#10. She rearranged her legs again. If she kept doing that, it was possible that I might begin to bugle like a stallion. Which would not be dignified.

Robert B. Parker

Funny Public Health Quotes #1221493
#11. The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

Dave Barry

Funny Public Health Quotes #1293922
#12. Theology is simply that part of religion that requires brains.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

Funny Public Health Quotes #1441520
#13. We've proven that love is the most powerful magic there is. We have shown the world that no matter what comes our way, our love is stronger. We're unbreakable, untouchable.

Konstanz Silverbow

Funny Public Health Quotes #1487932
#14. The only good Indians I ever saw were dead.

Philip Sheridan

Funny Public Health Quotes #1749852
#15. You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else.

Vanessa Hudgens

Funny Public Health Quotes #1844992

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