Top 14 Funny Protein Shake Quotes

#1. Together we will take the road that leads into the West,
And far away will find a land where both our hearts may rest.

J.R.R. Tolkien

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#2. People are responsible adults at home. Why do we suddenly transform them into adolescents with no freedom when they reach the workplace?

Ricardo Semler

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#3. No wonder, he thought, that the panhandle people were a godly lot, for they lived in sudden, violent atmospheres. Weather kept them humble.
... it was real muggy earlier, hot enough to cook a bear. Anyway, you get used a rapid weather change.

Annie Proulx

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#4. Ideas are the great warriors of the world, and a war that has no idea behind it, is simply a brutality.

James A. Garfield

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#5. And love, who can say the way it winds.. like a serpent in the garden of our untroubled minds

Daniel Handler

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#6. If you send out goodness from yourself, or if you share that which is happy or good within you, it will all come back to you multiplied ten thousand times. In the kingdom of love there is no competition; there is no possessiveness or control. The more love you give away, the more love you will have.

John O'Donohue

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#7. I consider myself a student, both in my work and my life, and I'm constantly learning and I'm constantly grateful for that.

Cary Elwes

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#8. What are the three most important rules of the chemist?"
This I knew from Ben. "Label clearly. Measure twice. Eat elsewhere.

Patrick Rothfuss

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#9. Are we all living like this? Two lives, the ideal outer life and the inner imaginative life where we keep our secrets?

Jeanette Winterson

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#10. 12he entered once for all into the holy places, not by means of the blood of goats and calves but by means of his own blood, thus securing an eternal redemption.

Anonymous

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#11. What is unusual about Earth is that language, literally, has become alive. It has infested matter. It is replicating and defining and building itself. And it is in us.

Terence McKenna

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#12. Drink more water and walk in a relaxed manner.

Joyce Rupp

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#13. The only happy marriages I know are arranged ones.

Leo Tolstoy

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#14. Will you tell them about that far off and mythical land And how a child to the virgin came? Will you tell them that the reason why we murdered Everything upon the surface of the world Is so we can stand right up and say we did it in his name?

Andy Partridge

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