Top 13 Funny Professional Skills Quotes

#1. On the other end, his mother said,

John Grisham

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#2. Scratching Yogi's ears Michelle says 'That's just part of his job, the comforting. That's what I mean by the bhatisvata. That he's more concerned with comforting and helping, even more than his own well-being." This is a trait that more "people" should encompass.

Chuck Palahniuk

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#3. Me?' I laughed. 'I'm guilty.

Jennifer Echols

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#4. If you were falling in love and you could go back in time and relive a day and see the banal things you did that you'd forgotten about, you'd weep, looking at that day.

Alexander Payne

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#5. Worse than being blind would be to be able to see but not have any vision.

Helen Keller

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#6. Women, in general, are not attracted to art at all, nor knowledge, and not at all to genius.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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#7. I'm not God, don't intend to be and hope I never have that much power.

Mark Neumann

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#8. Our National Motto - 'In God We Trust' - was not chosen lightly. It reflects a basic recognition that there is a divine authority in the universe to which this nation owes homage.

Ronald Reagan

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#9. Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate.

Steven Pinker

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#10. I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

Red Buttons

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#11. I have no warm up exercises, other than to take an occasional drink.

E.B. White

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#12. Building weapons that we don't need, don't work, and aren't necessary, and have no mission - that's not bad politics, that's robbery.

Paul Newman

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#13. I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.

Jordan Castillo Price

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