Top 31 Funny Princess Sayings

#1. Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.

Alan Perlis

Funny Princess Sayings #20024
#2. Like my grandmother he kept secrets the way other people kept fish. They were a hobby, a fascination, his underwater collection of the rare and the strange. Occasionally something would float up to the surface, unexpected, unexplained

Jeanette Winterson

Funny Princess Sayings #146354
#3. The funny thing is that people see one film like 'Racing Stripes' or 'Ice Princess' and all of a sudden, slip me into this category of 'that's what she's always involved in.'

Hayden Panettiere

Funny Princess Sayings #178086
#4. Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.

Natalia Kills

Funny Princess Sayings #344743
#5. Bite me, Goth princess," Shane called from the back. "Not literally or anything."
"Maybe you should say that to Michael."
"Not funny, Eve," Michael said.
Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. "Little bit," she said.

Rachel Caine

Funny Princess Sayings #385529
#6. Once upon a time, Jack wouldn't have been caught dead in a princess rescue.

James Riley

Funny Princess Sayings #443070
#7. Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes.

Kresley Cole

Funny Princess Sayings #482581
#8. He is wise who thinks of the consequences when anger rises in him

Bangambiki Habyarimana

Funny Princess Sayings #508657
#9. In case you don't recognize me, I happen to be good friends with Princess Selene. I'm willing to guess you've heard of-"
"Apprehend her."
"I guess you have.

Marissa Meyer

Funny Princess Sayings #556660
#10. Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence.

K.A. Tucker

Funny Princess Sayings #586473
#11. Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me.

Rachel Caine

Funny Princess Sayings #617869
#12. I'm a big believer in lists. You write your wants down on paper, and it's like putting them out there to the Universe: 'Bitch, you gotta make this happen for me.

Katy Evans

Funny Princess Sayings #659670
#13. Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

Kresley Cole

Funny Princess Sayings #671023
#14. The Princess Bride
S. Morgenstern's
Classic Tale of True Love
and High Adventure
You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.

William Goldman

Funny Princess Sayings #727157
#15. Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

Wendy Higgins

Funny Princess Sayings #807666
#16. Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Princess Sayings #901436
#17. When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.
Matthew laughed and dropped it.

Kresley Cole

Funny Princess Sayings #983409
#18. Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once, Jason said.

Brandon Mull

Funny Princess Sayings #1035092
#19. Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

William Goldman

Funny Princess Sayings #1058071
#20. Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.

William Goldman

Funny Princess Sayings #1310651
#21. I grew up in Middle America and I don't think my family was very funny, but I watched 'The Princess Bride.' I always wanted to be an actor. I didn't know anything about it. I'd never seen any plays or anything and I watched that movie over and over and over again.

Missi Pyle

Funny Princess Sayings #1348759
#22. Done coma, walking/talking,art, cookery. scouts then wrote two books, asked for help, gave a book to HRH Princess Anne, tried publisher, got another DEGREE, now Google Gillian Mk2, what else can I do?

Gillian Firth

Funny Princess Sayings #1435872
#23. I would make a poor princess,' she said.
'Why?'
'Have you ever wished to be a princess?' Ash challenged her.
'That depends,' Kaisa said.
'On what?'
'On whether I'd have to marry a prince,' she said and her tone was lighthearted, inviting Ash to share her smile.

Malinda Lo

Funny Princess Sayings #1458489
#24. You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard.

Matthew Quick

Funny Princess Sayings #1463247
#25. You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara.

Alyssa Rose Ivy

Funny Princess Sayings #1565628
#26. If you can't make the image bigger or more important than what you see, then don't push the button

Ruth Bernhard

Funny Princess Sayings #1742310
#27. What are you doing out there?" Lily hissed.
"Would you believe me if I said I was just passing by?"
She groaned. "You are a terrible liar, Calder White.

Anne Greenwood Brown

Funny Princess Sayings #1792513
#28. I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief.

Heidi Heilig

Funny Princess Sayings #1801068
#29. A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them

Christina Dodd

Funny Princess Sayings #1836996
#30. Your political reputation affects how likely allies are to trust you, and what kind of deals they'll offer at the negotiating table. There's also some emotional response in there, so factions do bear grudges. Just like the real thing.

Mike Simpson

Funny Princess Sayings #1846791
#31. I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass.

Kresley Cole

Funny Princess Sayings #1875928

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