Funny Prenuptial Agreement Quotes

#1. Writing is really very easy. Tap a vein and bleed onto the page. Everything else is just technical.

Derrick Jensen

#2. There's no day when I don't think it would be great to be 25 years old and have the Olympics coming in less than 300 days - and be the best in the world. I can't think of anything so motivating.

Daley Thompson

#3. If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.

David Severn

#4. I'm married to the future.

Robert Ferrigno

#5. father knocked on her door. "Kitten? May I come

Caroline B. Cooney

#6. Mr. Ryker is fucking hot. Thick, bulging muscles worthy of a romance novel cover, long legs, big hands, a whole sleeve of floral tattoos. Yeah. Flowers. Fucking flowers on this man's massive bicep. He looks like he could crush a tree trunk with those long fingers.

C.M. Stunich

#7. A few hours of mountain climbing make a blackguard and a saint two rather similar creatures.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#8. Perhaps you should spend less time despising the game and more time building the patients necessary to win.

Renee Ahdieh

#9. The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.

Ellen Goodman

#10. For there is assuredly nothing dearer to a man than wisdom, and though age takes away all else, it undoubtedly brings us that.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#11. The goal is to provide analytical tools that will last students a lifetime.

Edward Tufte

#12. Craig Robinson is basically the mayor of wherever he goes.

Gillian Jacobs

#13. He told her to have milk and cereal.

Mike Carlson

#14. I'm not like the next Michael Jordan, but I'm also not what everyone saw me as before I started playing in the NBA, either.

Jeremy Lin