Top 14 Funny Prehistoric Quotes

#1. The saga started out a normal day - don't they all? I mean, surely one morning back there in prehistoric times a dinosaur woke up, yawned, chewed some coffee beans, and thought his day was going to be dead boring, just before a comet slammed into his neighborhood.

Rachel Caine

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#2. Requests for mustache rides were the big common theme, around the time of the release of the season. People were saying how much they hated him, obviously, and how they would kill him or choke him. There were just all kinds of things. You name it, I got it.

Pablo Schreiber

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#3. Finally, the complexities of black relationships are being portrayed in television and film.

Lisa Nicole Carson

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#4. If you make me your president, I'm going to put the country ahead of the party. I'm going to do what it takes to defend this nation. This nation has been great to me, and that's the only way I know to pay you back.

Lindsey Graham

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#5. People usually feel funny, smile and laugh when I tell them
about my strong belief in the very existence of prehistoric
advanced technology and great civilizations of wilier races.
I just can't wait to see their faces at time the truth is revealed.

Toba Beta

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#6. What would the people who sold us goods do with the money? They'd get dollars. What would they do with the dollars? Eat them?!

Milton Friedman

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#7. I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself.

D.H. Lawrence

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#8. It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden," said Ptraci. "The first lesson we learn is, when the master has had a long hard day it is not the best time to suggest the Congress of the Fox and the Persimmon. Who says you have to do anything?

Terry Pratchett

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#9. A lot of people refuse to do things because they don't want to go naked, don't want to go without guarantee. But that's what's got to happen. You go naked until you die

Nikki Giovanni

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#10. Counterinsurgency - a standard term for terrorism that we direct.

Noam Chomsky

Funny Prehistoric Quotes #971514
#11. I mean, I like to consider myself a reasonably athletic guy.

Zachary Levi

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#12. And this one I wanted to do some covers. So I just really sang some of my favorite songs.

Katey Sagal

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#13. In the unique case of a country's geographic position, it is difficult to consider this factor as anything other than a cause, unless we assume that in prehistoric times peoples migrated to climates that fit their concepts of power distance, which is rather far-fetched.

Geert Hofstede

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#14. One of my favorite classes was horror in theater and psychology.

Annie Parisse

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