Funny Preacher Quotes

#1. How many dragons does a girl have to slay to get some respect around here?

Jack Campbell

#2. The advice I was given was just to make sure you look out of the window occasionally. It's something no astronaut ever gets tired of doing.

Helen Sharman

#3. Once upon a time there was no Time.

John D. Barrow

#4. If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I also don't believe in being a preacher. If you have a point, that's a bonus. But the funny has to come first; otherwise, you shouldn't call yourself a comedian.

Trevor Noah

#5. It is an EVIL thing to be an expert in the weaknesses of our brothers and sisters. We need to be experts in the strengths of our brothers and sisters.

Matt Chandler

#6. That kid of yours has more tells than a preacher in a whorehouse.

Norah Wilson

#7. I skate just to satisfy my own desire and not care about other people's desire for me to do well.

Patrick Chan

#8. The preacher released a pent-up breath as he sagged in relief. "Thank God he's gone." His eyes narrowed at Alexander as he bit out, "Did you know that man had the nerve to lasso me while I was out in the woods?

Rose Wynters

#9. Despite the promise of four days of sun and overly sweet wine, Richard was sporting a sour puss. But then that was to be expected - he sold books for a living, after all.

Charlie Hill

#10. You can never have too much coffee", I said
He turned and smiled at me. "You think so, but the rest of us get a little OD'ed on your level of caffeine.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#11. The weave of the personal and the political finally proves as irresistible as it is moving, partly because it has been drawn from extraordinary life.

Manohla Dargis

#12. Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum.

Mick Jagger

#13. Permit us to labor on in obscurity, and at the end of twenty years you may hear from us again.

Adoniram Judson

#14. In the relations of humans with the animals, with the flowers, with all the objects of creation, there is a whole great ethic scarcely seen as yet.

Victor Hugo

#15. You call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment.

Anonymous

#16. I guess I don't really know what I want to do, either. Sometimes I feel like a shook-up bottle of soda. Like, I have all this passion that wants to explode, but I don't know where to aim it yet.

Matt De La Pena

#17. It just started raining here in the Philippines. I love the sound of rain on a tin roof. It sounds so majestic.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#18. Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same.

Willie Geist