Funny Praise The Lord Quotes

#1. There is a small window of opportunity for freckled girls to tan.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#2. Sometimes you just have to act on your own. Sometimes you have to do what you know inside to be right.

Alyson Noel

#3. The old me is sure making things difficult for the current me.

Colleen Hoover

#4. I was influenced by surrealist poetry and painting as were thousands of other people, and it seems to me to have become a part of the way I write, but it's not.

Kenneth Koch

#5. I use the default iOS calendar app. I've tried others, but it's my favorite, and I can't live without it. If it's not on my calendar, I'm not aware of it, whatever it is.

Steve Huffman

#6. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

Socrates

#7. His wife spotted the danger in our resolutely bohemian ways.
"You have only one year left before you qualify as a doctor and yet you're going away? You have no idea when you'll be back? But why?"
We couldn't give precise answers to her desperate questions and this horrified her ...

Ernesto Che Guevara

#8. Lissen Percepied do you believe in freedom?-then say what you want, it's poetry, poetry, all of it is poetry, great prose is poetry, great verse is poetry.

Jack Kerouac

#9. I'd never felt so intensely attracted to someone before. Usually, it took me a while to get to know a guy before I felt that kind of deep tingling in all of my good-for-nothing places.

Samantha Young

#10. Readers love fantasy, but we need horror. Smart horror. Truthful horror. Horror that helps us make sense of a cruelly senseless world.

Brian K. Vaughan